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December 29, 2007

12/29/2007 - PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL - CAN YOU SAY NORDICTRACK IN CHINESE?

I have wanted an exercise bike for years and finally bought one today. Not being a "health nut" who subscribes to fitness magazines and follows industry trends, I tend of think of "NordicTrack" when I think of quality (but affordable) home equipment. I looked at several NordicTrack models today and picked one out, anxious to get it home and try it out. It wasn't until the gentlemen were loading it into my truck that I noticed, stamped in large letters across the outside of the box: MADE IN CHINA. Instantly, I lost all respect for NordicTrack and they, in turn, lost a customer.

There are many issues of concern as I study the candidates and try to make a wise, informed decision. I'm very concerned about illegal immigration, tax reform, pork barrel spending and, of course, the war on terror. Guess you know I won't be voting for Clinton or any of her cronies. But that said, if one of the candidates - on either side - had a good plan to bring American jobs back to where they belong and to give me FREEDOM OF CHOICE in the marketplace, they would likely have my vote.

In years past, I could choose to buy American. Sure, I paid a little more for it. Not a lot more, but a little. But in today's economy, there are many times that I have no choice at all - it's manufactured overseas, most often in China, or I do without. I'm all for fair trade and a competitive marketplace but American corporations have prostituted themselves across the altar of Wall Street and the blame can go full circle - even back to you and me.

We're on a slippery slope and ready to careen around the next corner at breakneck speed. I don't see a way to stop it - voting with my pocketbook isn't even an option any more. So now, all I can do is look for solid leadership. I think we're in big trouble.

December 25, 2007

12/25/2007 - HEART-SHAPED POTATO JESUS TURNS 1!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS! In keeping with the overall holiday theme, I'm here to remind you that the infamous "Heart Shaped Potato Jesus" turns 1! Yes, Christmas is all about the birth of Christ but that's almost secondary now that the Heart Shaped Potato Jesus is celebrating a birthday! As you'll see in the photo, I put a decorative bow on him to mark the occasion.

He has kept me safe from harm as he watches over my from the shelf above my work station. He wasn't too happy with cubicle life at first but I think he's grown used to it. My coworkers marvel in that His divine eyes ACTUALLY follow you as you walk around the room.

For those who missed it, here is the original posting: Heart Shaped Potato Jesus.

The Christians got it wrong again, as they so often do. Sure, they come close, but they don't quite hit the mark. (You know why Baptists don't have sex, right? Because it might lead to dancing.) At any rate, the Christians celebrate the birth of Christ on December 25. I first blogged about the heart shaped potato on Dec. 13, so there is a bit of a discrepancy there.

The wise men brought gold, frankincense, and myrrh to the Savior. We're thinking more along the lines of sour cream, chives and butter.

At any rate, if we can avoid that sort of Last Supper, the heart shaped potat -- no, strike that, it should be capitalized to show proper respect. Let me start over...

At any rate, if we can avoid that sort of Last Supper, the Heart Shaped Potato Jesus may live to his second birthday. Check back in a year to see how His pickled majesty is holding up. And, if I haven't said it already, MERRY CHRISTMAS. Now you know what it's all about!

December 18, 2007

12/18/2007 - CRYBABY CHRISTMAS RETAILERS

I have about had it with major retailers screaming "foul" over slumping Christmas sales, and whining to anyone who will listen about "disappointing numbers" and "profits below expectations." It happens year after year, despite the economy or political landscape. Some years, the whining is particularly loud, only to be followed in January with a footnote on page A7 in the newspaper that Holiday sales broke previous records. I have found that regardless of gas prices, food prices, household wages or any other economic consideration, it's never enough for these crybabies, who seem to feel that we - you and I - owe them increases year over year.

From what I've seen, most retailers target a conservative three to six percent increase year over year. Are their employees getting that kind of increase? Is there any kind of kick back or incentive to the average consumer to justify that kind of spending increase? Are American workers benefitting from increased retail numbers?

Well, let's break that down a bit. Most of my associates, including myself, are lucky to get a three percent increase a year in wages. At the same time, benefits are being reduced, the cost of health insurance continues to skyrocket and pension plans, some 401K's and all social security benefits are no longer the stable certainties the previous generation enjoyed.

In an effort to boost profits, manufacturers are increasingly purchasing from overseas, where the pressure to court U.S. business is so intense that many standards of safety often are put on the chopping block. A recent example, lead paint is cheaper than the safer alternative, and now the market is so flooded with these dangerous toys that charities are stretched thin checking all the incoming donations to be sure they are safe for our children? Where does this pressure come from? It comes from the retailers who, understandably buy from the least expensive source and often turn a blind eye to the production process, be it tainted paint, sweat shop labor, child labor and the like.

This year, I've had enough. They have betrayed me, put my family at potential risk and have done their best to brow-beat me into blind acceptance of their corporate objectives. While Christmas, to me, is about family, friends and loved ones, it's all about maintaining or increasing profit margins to "them." And today, instead of bleeding you once a year, the blood-letting goes on around the clock in the form of credit card debt, exorbitant interest rates, and the like. Many big-box stores make more on credit card interest than they do from profits on their products! And don't even get into the area of rebates - where they hold your money for months at a time, reaping millions in collective interest on those holdings before they finally get around, sometimes a year later, to mailing you your rebate check.

This year, I shop the smaller family owned stores in my town. Though I'm not religious, I avoid any place with a "Seasons Greetings" sign in the window and choose to shop where I'm greeted with a sincere, "Merry Christmas." At least there, I can rest assured that they still might have a clue what's important to me - my wife, my three daughters, my friends, my family.

If you agree with this, please spread the word. I know I'm not the only person fed up with these self-important CEO's who are determined to drive profit margins at the expense of the working class, and who are so paranoid about seeing a profits divide open that they don't mind the expansion of the divide between the "haves" and the "have nots."

It's not important, but I have a very health family income. I'm not wanting in any way. I have worked hard and have achieved the kind of wealth and security I dreamed of as a kid. This is not a rant coming from someone with an economic axe to grind. It's coming from someone who recently left a job where the ENTIRE focus was maintaining a 30-plus percent profit margin at any cost. I chose to not become part of that cost. Many of my friends and associates, unfortunately, were part of that cost. Now, I write books and live the American Dream. It gives me some free time to speak out against this misuse of the Christmas season and the way retailers use guilt and pressure to force a significant part of the consumer base into debt, depression and ... worse.

I will not shop anywhere on Christmas Eve day, because that's their "last ditch" hope that I do. Many are staying open all night, for up to four days before Christmas, just to get my dollar. I will stay home with family. Remember this: The fastest way to double your money is to leave it in your wallet.

Merry Christmas!