OMG! I'm addressing letters for the American Cancer Society to our Relay sponsors and just listening to Senator Jim Webb deliver the Democratic Response to President Bush's State of the Union address. I forget what Sen. Webb said, but it was something corny enough to make me stop what I was doing to look at the television.

OMG! DOESN'T HE LOOK *JUST* LIKE BEAVIS, from "Beavis and Butthead?" I want to have the recognition of being the first to say it following his televised speech, of course, but man, the similarities are uncanny! I'm just waiting for him to start talking about his nads.