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11/07/2006 - ELECTION NIGHT

I'm doing something I look forward to doing every two years - taking tomorrow off and spending some quality time with my cat, some Miller Lite and my television - watching election returns. Of course, you know that this is going to be a DEMOCRATIC UPSET! It's a referendum against President Bush!!! You know, everything that has gone wrong in this country in the last six years has been ALL HIS DAMN FAULT!

My heat pump failed two months ago, and it cost $9,000 to replace it. DAMMIT BUSH! My roof was leaking and I had to spent $10,000 on a new roof. DAMMIT BUSH! The DOW Jones just set record levels and the economy is thriving. DAMMIT BUSH! And, don't forget the 4 percent unemployment. What a LOSER of a President. We've captured many terrorist leaders and Saddam has been sentenced to death, overjoying 85% of Iraqis. Damn President of ours.

I get a kick out of this supposed DEMOCRATIC SWEEP and the referendum. Of course, it may happen. There are enough ill-informed people in this country. It worries me that they can even be allowed to enter the polls with hatred and animosity, largely formed from ignorance and narrow focuses on domestic and world affairs. But, if we let them shop and Safeway and operate motor vehicles, I guess we can't deny them their vote.

My dear friend, Paul Zimmerman, is watching election results from Pullman. Here's what he wrote a few moments ago:

I'm watching election results, too, and muttering under my breath about the pollsters. Worse, really, are the people who predict outcomes based off of polling - don't they realize that pollsters operate in places with higher population densities mainly? That would be cities, of course, which tend to be more liberal. When all of the votes are counted and reality sets in, well... I think we may be in for a long string of court cases over "stolen elections" if a Democrat revolution doesn't happen and the crybabies flip out.

Yes, I'm sure there will be litigation. When you don't have anything to stand on, at least you have lawyers to fall back on.

I'm going to enjoy my Miller Lite, pet my cat, and watch the festivities. It's a circus-like atmosphere, and entertaining at best. And that's exactly what it will be if the Democrats take the house - minus the entertainment part, that is.