10/12/2006 - I DON'T LIKE OVER-THE-TOP RELIGIOUS PEOPLE
Okay, I have to kick off this blog category with something, so I might as well just peel off my clothes and jump into the water: I do not like some religious people. In fact, I would go so far as to say that they are the downfall of our society as a whole.
I am a Christian - and a believer. I am spiritual. I am not religious. I'd rather drink a beer than to get baptized, and a good bratwurst is better than any communion wafer. I don't feel a need to congregate with others on Sunday, nor do I need to wallow in my misery and "fellowship" with those who can't think of anything better to do on a Sunday morning. My beliefs and my spirituality are private things - immediately seen for what they are as I move through society, and evidenced by being a good parent, a stable employee, a volunteer, a productive member of society. To me, sending a "prayer request" chain e-mail is no different than pitching Tupperware. Send me one, and you're on my black list. Call me. Let me know what the problem is and I'll pray and do what I can do to help. But, for God's sake, lay off the pity-party broadcast emails. As much as Hallmark probably hates online greeting cards, I'm sure your Lord might take offense at you trying to hijack the process with your proclamations of need and despair. It's cheaper to send an e-card than to buy a stamp, and it's an easy way out to "evangelize" via email than to do what your good Savior did - putting his feet to the street and spreading his gospel the hard way.
I can spot the difference between a religious person and a deeply spiritual person about twenty yards out - plenty of time to avoid the former and trust the latter.
Here's an excerpt from my book, LEVEL HEADS XE: The Deluxe Edition. It pretty much sums up my take on religion, and those who practice it:
Just as the two flight attendants were preparing to secure the cabin, another man rushed through the door and onto the plane, barely making the flight. His attire made it obvious that he was a priest and he took a seat directly across from Dr. Powers. After settling in, he nodded politely toward the doctor and fastened his seat belt.
Dr. Powers did not return the gesture or acknowledge the man in any way. He was a man of science—a highly distinguished doctor in numerous, diversified fields—and his education and accomplishments precluded him from believing in anything other than his own self. Everything was molecular and molecules were tangible—faith was not. Faith was, rather, a nebulous emotional security blanket for the insecure, the weak and those who lacked any virtues or disciplines of their own.
As a practicing psychologist, Dr. Powers had seen hundreds of patients come through his home office in the past five years and nine times out of ten, it was religion that had screwed them up so badly. There were Baptist preachers who prayed to Jesus on Sunday but preyed on young girls the rest of the week, family members estranged from one another because of differences in doctrine and/or lifestyles, suicidal teens with self-esteem problems resulting from failures to live up to the expectations of one or more Fundamentalist parents, and others who simply were addicted to and strung out by their own religious convictions. And those were the worst of the bunch—they were addicted to their faith like smokers to tobacco or alcoholics to the bottle. What compounded the problem all the more was the fact that the enabling and codependency issues so prevalent in families with alcohol and drug abuse problems were far more pervasive and devastating where matters of faith came into play. It was all too easy to berate a drug addict or an alcoholic—but in a fantasy land where God is great and God is good and everyone is a sinner but they are REDEEMED BY THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB (praise Jesus, and everyone said AMEN!) and somehow above all of humanity by the virtue of their faith, eternal security, dinnertime prayers or their ad-hoc adherence to the tenets of the ancient Holy Scriptures, it was all but impossible to distinguish them from any other type of addict. They were the ones who lived to send out prayer request chain letters and thanked the Lord every time they took a healthy dump.
As the aircraft roared down the runway and then climbed sharply into the air, Dr. Powers summed up the priest from the corner of his eye. He was a tall, balding man with a short, gray beard, large oversized glasses and a youthful appearance. He rested with his head back against the seat and with his eyes closed as if in prayer, typical of a man of faith.
To Dr. Powers, faith was nothing more than a desperate hope. And as he had nothing to hope for, he needed no faith. All he needed now, as a matter of fact, was a stiff drink.
So do I. I'm going to watch the news. Chances are, I'll see a war that religion started. Or I'll see a story of loved ones split apart by religion. Or a kid who is horribly violated because of religion. Shall I go on?
