There were five men seated at the bar. Each of them wore a
flannel shirt, a pair of boots and a baseball cap, though all of
different pattern, design, and color. Not one of them appeared
to be under the age of fifty, and none had bothered to shave
recently.
Brock Tipton felt out of place. He was a year shy of thirty
and dressed in the eccentric attire of an artist. It was clear
the moment he walked into the bar that he didn't fit the image of
those who patronized the establishment but he didn't really
care - all he needed at that time was some peace and quiet, and an
ice cold Miller to fill the enormous vacuum of his need.
He brushed snow from his corduroy jacket and approached the
bar, heading toward the far end. It was then he noticed the
eerie silence that settled in to smother the babbling voices he
heard when striding too boldly in.
The old guys were staring at him.
"Need a Miller," he said without looking up as the bartender
sauntered over.
"Bottle or can?"
"Bottle."
"Buck seventy-five. Have you a story to tell?"
Brock looked up, surprised. The bartender was, by all
appearances, a very elegant man - quite the opposite of what he
had expected. The man was tall - alarmingly so - and
preposterously thin. It looked as if an innocent puff of wind
might be as threatening to him as a hurricane gale would be to
someone of average height and proportion.
"No story, no beer," the tall, thin man said sadly. He looked
out the large front window as he spoke. Snow piled and whispered
audibly.
"Gotta story," Brock said quickly, confused. "Got whatever
you need, and here's your buck-fifty."
"Seventy-five."
"Huh?"
"Buck seventy-five," the bartender reiterated patiently.
Brock picked up a hint of a foreign accent in his voice, but
couldn't pinpoint the ancestry. Could be French, could be
Bulgarian, for all he knew. He tossed up another quarter and
took the beer and a seat simultaneously. The old guys were still
staring. Brock gave them the courtesy of a nod, then took a sip
of beer and kicked back in the chair.
"You look like a disturbed young man," one of the old guys
said, his voice a throaty growl. Seven white punctuated
letters - OLD FART! - clung to the man's navy blue cap, as if for
dear life.
Brock nodded, read the emblazoned legend again, then looked
down once more. Disturbed? If the old guy only knew... His
hand stole down to the bulge in his jacket pocket.
"It's story night," Old Fart explained, rubbing his red,
alcohol-battered nose with the back of a hand. "Not used to
visitors. The rules are simple. We each tell a story. It has
to be true."
"Of course," the gaunt bartender cut in, "there is no way I
can possibly verify the validity and accuracy of your tale, but
I'm quite adept at differentiating fact from fiction, truth from
lie. Hearsay is forbidden; all stories must be a first-hand
account and bonus points are awarded for documentation or
evidence."
"Bonus points?" Brock repeated, more confused. "What is this,
a contest or something?"
"You got it, young man!" Old Fart affirmed. He shoved his
empty glass forward and the bartender promptly replaced it with a full one.
"Points, indeed," the bartender continued. "I'm the judge and
arbiter; I alone weigh the merits of the story and I alone decide
the winner."
"The prize?"
"The prize, young man, that is a secret thing. It changes
weekly and let it suffice to say that I alone am privy to the reward."
"Let's just say it's well worth your time," Old Fart offered.
His glass was already half empty. Brock wondered if any of the
other men could talk. They didn't even appear to be paying
attention.
"You in?" The bartender looked directly at him as he spoke,
and Brock shivered uncontrollably as if the tall thin man with
the mysterious accent had somehow unlocked all his inner secrets
with that single second of visual contact. He glimpsed something
dark, something utterly mysterious in the tall man's eyes, then
realized it might have been nothing more than an unwavering
reflection of his own emptiness, his personal pain.
He turned away, sipped his beer, then nodded, hoping they'd
tell their little stories and leave him be. He was too aware of
the bulge in his coat pocket, that source of his inner turmoil,
and he did his best to concentrate on the beer, nothing else.
Some music would be nice, but the jukebox over yonder was dumb;
its tales of loves lost and songs of unrequited passion were for
the time being inanimate within its silicon heart and soldered
arteries. Brock would have given ten dollars on the spot to hear
Neil Young sing about the powder and the finger, but realized he
would probably break etiquette by ambling over to check the
selection. It wouldn't do any good to interrupt the old geezers'
story night and get himself thrown back out into the bitter wind
and snow.
He realized that Old Fart had been talking all along and he
listened long enough to realize the guy was telling his story.
From what he could tell, it was a disjointed tale about an affair
he had long ago with a friend's wife. The tale rambled on like a
mile-long train. He talked about how he'd always admired her
with a passion equal to or greater than his love of fishing, and
then he jumped rails to talk about a lunker bass he landed in
Wenatchee back in '43 or '44 - he couldn't remember which. He then
recalled catching a thirty pound channel catfish in '48 which
smelled godawful once gutted, and Brock tuned himself out when
the old man began equating the smell of the fish to a certain
part of his best friend's wife's anatomy. He didn't want to
think about that smell, for it brought forth awareness of that
lump in his pocket and all its associated pain. The old man
rambled on and his buddies guffawed from time to time and poked
one another with their elbows, but Brock continued on with his
beer, his private pain, and not much else.
He thought about his work. Freelancing as an artist was
rough, but it was all he could do to support his family. He
thought then of his wife, and almost decided to get up and call
her. His thoughts drifted to his son, and Brock desperately
wished they could spend more time together. His thoughts
followed different paths and wandered down unrelated avenues, but
always converged to slam into the weight in his pocket. It
wasn't much weight, really, but it felt like a hundred pounds.
An ancient color television rested on a suspended platform
beneath the tobacco-yellowed ceiling panels to his left. The
sound was turned down and the old men ignored it like they did
the jukebox and the two pool tables against the far wall. Brock
was glad for that; his own face flashed over the television
screen and held for a moment or so before some bikini-clad bimbo
pitching sweating beers washed him away. It surprised him to see
the bulletins televised so soon, but he knew that it was
inevitable, only a matter of time.
The old guy to the left of Old Fart was telling a story now;
his was a bit more coherent and had to do with the time he
swapped the straight-6 from his Toyota Landcruiser for a Chevy
350. It was a rather boring story to Brock; he never had been
interested in automotive mechanics. A clean, sterile art studio
was infinitely preferable over a greasy, oily engine pit. The
old chap claimed to have massive scars to uphold his story and
Brock wondered why he didn't show them.
The next story came from the man to Brock's immediate right.
This man told a fanciful tale of a young muchacha he picked up in
a Juarez, Mexico bar in 1980. His account was obviously
fantastical, fictional, and wishful, especially the sexual part
where (he claimed) she let him do it "here, here, and way down
here over and over again" until (he further claimed) the policia
forced them apart with a pry rod and incarcerated him in a dungy,
roach-infested concrete room deep in the bowels of... His
tale went on and on, and Brock tuned out once again when the man
claimed to have sex in the bandelero prison with the young
muchacha's little sister, for crying out loud.
Brock looked up and was surprised to see a full beer breathing
on the counter before him. He became acutely aware that all the
men were staring at him, and guessed that it must be his turn.
Brock Tipton had no idea what to say. He saw his picture
flash over the television set once again, but all the men were
focused on him and didn't notice. Brock wanted so much to ask
the bartender to turn the television off, but he knew that doing
so might only bring more attention to himself. Changing channels
wouldn't even work; he was certain that his face would be shown
on every network station far into the next week.
"You have a story, I presume?"
"Sure," Brock replied, looking up at the bartender. There was
no humor or warmth in that face now. He took a long drink from
his beer. "I'll think of one."
"If this is new to you," the bartender suggested, wiping down
the counter, "I might suggest that you just start with the facts
of your day. A story will evolve. What did you do today, might
I ask?"
"I spent the day at the hospital," Brock answered quickly,
"with my wife and my son. In fact, I just left there because I
needed a drink. So, if you don't mind, I'll just be on my way."
"Not so fast, young man," the bartender said firmly, reaching
out an arm to restrain him. Brock was aware that several of the
other men had left their stools and moved in behind him. "No one
comes in here and drinks for free. Like I told you when you came
in, you must leave us with a story. Besides, you may win, and
the prize is handsome, well worth your investment of time.
"So, how shall you begin? At the hospital?"
Brock slid back onto his seat, wondering how he had gotten
himself into this predicament. It was very obvious they were not
going to let him leave. And, there was the issue of the prize.
The bartender indicated several times that it was a substantial
prize. If it were a large wad of money, Brock could sure use it.
If it were something else of value, he'd be able to sell it, and
pay off some of his enormous bills. He mentally framed his next
few sentences.
"I spent my day in the hospital," he started, looking at each
of the men, one by one. He had their undivided attention. That
was good. It would be key to winning the big prize if he could
come up with a story that would hold their interest.
"My wife was pregnant, and we have been so excited these past
few months. You see, gentlemen, I was told by my doctor five
years ago that I would never be able to have children; my sperm
count was much too low. But, regardless, my wife and I managed
to conceive a child. I'll always remember my excitement at the
news. Imagine that, a child of my own. A boy, even!"
The wind outside heightened in crescendo, and snow continued
to pile against the windows. The bar was quiet, conducive to
good storytelling. The bartender slipped one of the old men a
fresh beer and the power flickered alarmingly before Brock
continued with his story.
"I'll never forget the day my wife came home with news of the
death of my son," he said quietly, taking a sip of the beer. "It
was only yesterday, but I know I'll carry that memory to the
grave, and probably beyond. I looked out the window as she
pulled into the driveway, and I could tell she was upset. She
was returning from her scheduled doctor appointment, and I knew
right away that something was wrong. Don't ask me how I knew
that, I couldn't tell you, but I could see it all over her face.
I ran outside, and that's when...that's when she said that
the baby was d-dead."
He paused, and the bartender refilled his beer. Brock glanced
at the tall man, looking for some reaction to the story, but the
man's face was blank, unreadable. He could hear the other men
breathing, and one glance in their direction confirmed that he
still had their attention. Good, because the best was yet to
come. The prize would be his, and his alone.
"My son died at twenty-eight weeks. He was developed to the
point that my wife had to undergo a full labor and delivery, just
as if she were delivering a healthy, vibrant baby."
He paused to catch his breath and take another drink, and then
the words poured out, as if released by the breaking of some
internal levee.
"It was horrible, it was grotesque, it was sadistic. It was
all a charade. They, they made us stop and fill out
p-p-paperwork. Paperwork, for God's sake, like we were there for
a routine procedure, a routine childbirth. I wanted so much to ... to ..."
The power flickered again, but Brock paid it no notice. He
jumped from the bar stool to pace the floor like a caged tiger.
The old men continued to sit and drink, not bothering to turn and
watch. By this point, Brock really didn't care if he had their
attention or not. If it was a story they wanted, it was a story
they were getting, like it or not.
"They prepped her," he shrieked, slamming an open palm to a
table. "They prepared her for childbirth. They gave her an
epidural and brought in drugs. They told her to focus on a
kiddie picture on the wall, and that everything would be okay.
They ... they even had the gall to ask us if we would like a
photograph of the baby after delivery. The nurse smiled and said
that it was common, and that it might help deal with the reality
of the situation. She...she had chocolate on her breath."
Brock pivoted on his right heel and approached the bar, his
nostrils flaring. "The only reality I faced then," he said, to
the men who ignored him, "was that my...my son...was...dead!"
"Have a drink," the bartender suggested, a sympathetic smile
on his face. He pushed a full glass over the counter and Brock
took it with obvious gratitude. "Fascinating story, young man.
Is there more?"
"I got to see my son, my only son," Brock said at last, after
a long moment of contemplative silence. "He...he looked just
like me. He had my nose, my eyes. But he was dark red, almost
purple. His eyes were forever shut, his lungs and chest forever
still. He...he had perfect eyebrows and perfect fingers,
perfect toes and perfect little fingernails. I'll never forget
the sight of those beautifully sculptured fingernails on his tiny
perfect, but very dead, body. It...it was so r-r-ridiculous,
so unf-f-fair.
"I couldn't take it any more," he continued, tears in his
eyes. His voice was little more than a high-pitched whine now.
"What would you have done? Huh? You tell me. There was my own
son, my only son, dead on a blanket on a table by the bed, lying
in the shadow of a huge vase overstuffed with flowers."
Brock stood through an interminable silence, awaiting a reply
that never came. The old men sat and drank, so he took a seat at
the bar again, obviously tired and emotionally drained. The
bartender wiped down the counter, his brow furrowed into a frown.
One of the old men cleared his throat at the end of the bar, and
the rest followed suite. No one had anything to say.
"It's a tie," the bartender said flatly, after so much time
passed that Brock almost forgot what they were all waiting for.
"Yours was an incredible tale, young man, full of energy, full of
passion, very sincere. I am glad you decided to participate and
you are welcome back at any time. But, in all fairness, I must
call it a tie between your story of your lost son and Roger's
account of his activities in Juarez, Mexico. Both stories were
believable and both were sincere, so much so that I am having a
devil of a time deciding which one of you takes the prize.
Contest rules stipulate that the prize can not be split and
shared; it must be awarded to a single recipient. It is a
handsome prize and this policy ensures competition.
"So," he continued, removing his spectacles and polishing them
absently, "there will have to be a tie-breaker. Both of you will
be given this chance to add a bit to your story, clarify some
element of your story, or in some other way impress me that you
deserve to win this substantial prize.
"Roger?"
The old man at the bar shrugged his shoulders and cleared his
throat, then shook his head slowly. "I don't think I can beat
this young man's story," he said quietly, almost reverently.
"I'll concede. If I'm allowed to, that is."
"Well, then," the bartender said, turning toward Brock, "I
suppose that - "
He stopped in mid-sentence, noticing that Brock had left his
seat to pace the floor wildly.
"They explained that Washington state law requires a funeral
in cases of fetal death after twenty weeks, and they offered to
call a priest," Brock hissed, interrupting the bartender. He
spat the words out like stale peanuts. "They...they wanted
action, decisions. They wanted us to hurry, to not delay. They
wanted to take him from me and call a funeral home. They wanted
to notify the coroner. They wanted to take my son from me only
minutes after his delivery. They wanted to put him somewhere
where I would never see him again."
"You don't need to continue," the bartender said
compassionately, reaching over the bar to touch Brock on the
shoulder. "There's no need to torture - "
"See here my son!" Brock shrieked, pulling away from the
touch. "See here what they wanted to take from me!"
He reached into the pocket and removed the weight, which was
dark red, nine inches in length and very dead. With the care of
a father tucking in his child, he spread a napkin on the counter
and placed the fetus upon it, hovering over it protectively. Its
tiny hand was stuck to its tiny cheek, and he removed it
gingerly, careful not to tear the skin.
"My son," he said, addressing the shocked group of men, "I
want you to meet my son, flesh of my flesh, bone of my bone. See
here his perfect eyes, his perfect nose, his perfect little
fingernails. He will always be mine. They will never take him
from me. Never!"
"You win," the bartender said at last, reaching over the bar
to clap Brock on the shoulder. "There is no doubt now, you are
definitely the winner. This is the first time that a newcomer
has taken such a prize on his first visit. We hope we'll be
seeing you again."
"Thank you," Brock said quietly, wrapping the napkin around
the baby. "Thank you very much. My son, gentlemen, my son.
I'll accept the prize on his behalf. I'll open a trust fund for
him, that's what I will do."
"Farewell," the bartender said, handing Brock his prize as he
walked him to the door. "Do take care of your little family, and
do come visit us again. We are here every Thursday night."
Brock stepped out into the frigid night, into the falling
snow. The weight in his pocket was comforting. In his other
pocket, he felt the crisp ten dollar bill the bartender handed
him as a prize.
He whistled a merry tune while ducking from shadow to shadow.
He'd never won anything before in his entire life.
Brock Tipton had never been happier. Finally, at long last,
he was a winner.